Thursday, November 1, 2007

Theme Song Details

Please send it, in an MP3 format, to bobosphere@gmail.com I'll figure out a way to post the best ones on the Comcastmustdie.com homepage.

As for those lyrics, they're obviously mine. Consider them suggestions. Please note they include no profanity or vulgarity, but otherwise ignore them if you wish. I want the best minds to do their best work, even if...sigh...you don't use my rhymes.

17 comments:

Bob Garfield said...

ok. maybe a just tiny bit of profanity.

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Anonymous said...

Bob - I want to post this note below but was not sure how. I am also sending you an email. But you can hit me back at d dot mack 4 at yahoo dot com.

From:
D. R.
Account #: 8798300033731079

To:
Brian L. Roberts, Chairman and CEO, Comcast Corporation
Stephen B. Burke, President, Comcast Cable Communications

Dear Mr. Roberts and Mr. Burke:

I am writing you to inform you of a horrific experience that I am having with Comcast Cable. Starting in November 2006 and lasting until March 2007, my Comcast cable service was not working properly. Over this same timeframe:

I contacted Comcast Cable on over 35 different occasions in an effort to have my cable services repaired.

Over 15 different Comcast technicians made over 20 different visits to my home in an effort to repair my cable services.

Each time a Comcast technician came to my home, I was inconvenienced, having to take off from work or otherwise rearrange my schedule.

Each time a Comcast technician came to my home, I had to go outside in the sub-freezing temperature to give access to the basements, backyard, etc.

Each time a Comcast technician came to my home, they tracked snow, mud, and debris throughout my home, damaging my carpet and hardwood floors.

My Comcast cable service did not work for 4-5 months, yet I was required to pay the bill in full each month.

Several Comcast customer service representatives promised to waive my monthly bills and issue various credits. Absolutely none of these promises were kept.

Many of the Comcast customer service representatives that I spoke with via phone, were very rude, nasty, ill-mannered, short, and had zero empathy for me as a long-time Comcast cable customer.

The last Comcast cable technician that came to my home was professional, courteous, and dedicated to repairing my cable service. While I do not remember his name, I want to take this time to applaud his efforts and professionalism.

Please contact me directly, as all of my Account # is above, to discuss this matter in detail. I am very interested in learning how Comcast will resolve this matter. As mentioned above, I am due at least 5 months credit for my cable service. There should be a reasonable resolution for the horrible customer service I had to endure with Comcast Cable, the damage done to my carpet and hardwood floors, and the inconveniences I had to deal with over this 4-5 month time period.

Thanks in advance for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing back from you.

Respectfully,
D. R.

Techformer said...

What is sad about that last posting, is that I was probably that last technician that came out and was dedicated to fixing his problem. I recently left the "Evil Corporate Giant", and I feel sorry for those who keep their service in the Kansas City metro area. They are more interested in cutting costs and lining their pockets instead of paying the actual employees who do all of the work what they are worth.
I mean if the CEO can give himself a $28.3 million bonus, couldn't he spread the wealth around a little. $28.3 million goes a long way, the whole company could have gotten a bonus with that.

Anonymous said...

NEED A BLOG THAT SAYS CUSTOMER SUCK, BECAUSE 90 PERCENT OF YOU DO. THE STUFF YOU EXPECT AND ALL FOR FREE, PLEASE DONT SEND ME A BILL BUT GIVE ME THE WORLD. YOU ALL KILL ME. BUT THEN YOU WILL DEAL WITH ALL THE REAL PROBLEMS IN AMERICA AS LONG AS YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT COMCAST. IF YOU BUT AS MUCH EFFORT INTO RAISING YOUR KIDS THE WORLD WOULD BE A DIFFERNET PLACE.

Anonymous said...

Previous poster, check out
http://www.cablerant.com

Its a great place to Cable Employees to share stories. It sounds like the site you are looking for.

Peace

shawn said...

Deadline?

bitrate for mp3?

Deep said...

Your song reminds me of this one w/music video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

You should totally hit that guy up to write you a track!!

Anonymous said...

I actually thought this site was going to do some good but with this whole theme song thing you've really lost of focus and turned it into a circus sideshow.

Too bad Bob. You had a good thing going. Comcast is no longer paying attention to you.

Anonymous said...

Why would they pay attention some dumb ass that didnt get his way. One more cry baby in the world. Let me get some cheese for you wine BOB.

Anonymous said...

Theme song? This site is now officially lame.

Anonymous said...

comcast must die.
so many reasons why.

they're aggravating,
they keep me waiting,
they're slaying me,
triple playing me

makes me so nervous,
such poor service
I am not stable,
strung out on cable

they've told their last lie,
eye for an eye
comcast must die

Anonymous said...

Anon. @ 10:37,

Who cares that some high school dropout cable clown comes here to mouth off. Go get a real job or join the army or something.

As far as Comcast not paying attention anymore - when did they ever start??

Comcast's service is horrific and everybody knows it or elese you wouldn't be here.

Joe said...

Has anyone got an MP3 of the Comcast jingle? I want to use it as a ringtone!

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