Since we put out the call for a 60- 90-second theme song titled "Comcast Must Die," we have gotten exactly one mp3 submitted. Hey, man, what gives?
When our new site goes up this week, we'll post one fabulous hip-hoppy track, but surely there must be jillions of other Comcast-loathing artists out there. Once again, here are a few recommended couplets:
"Please why oh why? Comcast Must Die!"
"And I just sigh 'Comcast Must Die."
"'Cause they just lie, Comcast Must Die."
"'Goddamn!' cussed I. 'Comcast Must Die!'"
They're hardly mandatory. Use your imagination. Or reality -- such as the sleeping Comcast tech and Mona "The Hammer Lady" Shaw.
Our global podcast is Dec. 11. Get busy.