90 seconds or less. Must include instrumentals, vocals and these lyrics:
"Please why oh why? Comcast Must Die!"
"And I just sigh 'Comcast Must Die."
"'Cause they just lie, Comcast Must Die."
"'Goddamn!' cussed I. 'Comcast Must Die!'"
The winner will debut on a special national podcast in the coming weeks. Get busy.